Tag Archives: driving

motoring madness

Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 11:53am by burt

… beep beep … beep beep … yeah … I was driving home the other night and while sitting at a red light, the driver behind me starting randomly honking his horn. I looked in the mirror and the guy … Continue reading →

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tat for ticket

Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 06:04pm by burt

… lovely Rita … meter maid … where would I be without you? … Have you ever got a parking ticket? Have you ever begged a parking inspector to not ticket your car, only to have them give it to … Continue reading →

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driving miss dangerously

Posted on Sunday, August 01, 2004 11:59pm by burt

… when I go driving I stay in my lane … getting cut off, it makes me insane … The saying goes that “things get better with age” — wine, whiskey (hang on, is it just alcohol?), music (although that … Continue reading →

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carma

Posted on Saturday, June 19, 2004 02:48am by burt

… the highway’s jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive … Stuff from the road: I’m used to seeing people driving with their seats laid back. It’s usually young guys in their Acuras or the like, with … Continue reading →

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breathe

Posted on Sunday, June 06, 2004 11:46pm by burt

… inhale … inhale … you’re the victim … I was driving home from a football match yesterday, down the busy 405. Traffic was banked up pretty tightly and I looked across at the car and driver on my right … Continue reading →

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