Category Archives: General

their goodness, their guinness

Posted on Friday, November 24, 2006 10:07pm by burt

… whack fol the daddy o … there’s whiskey in the jar … If you’ve ever wondered about that photo up at the top of the page (assuming I haven’t changed it and it is still a picture of some … Continue reading →

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motoring madness

Posted on Thursday, November 23, 2006 11:53am by burt

… beep beep … beep beep … yeah … I was driving home the other night and while sitting at a red light, the driver behind me starting randomly honking his horn. I looked in the mirror and the guy … Continue reading →

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why smurfs are blue

Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2006 05:44pm by burt

… and I tell myself it’s just a blue day … and I wouldn’t have it any other way … If you think about it, it’s blatantly obvious why smurfs are blue: hundreds of little males and only one woman. … Continue reading →

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escalator etiquette

Posted on Saturday, October 01, 2005 02:12pm by burt

… feel my head touch my face … two steps back you’re in my space … When you get on an escalator, can you stand on the step right behind someone or do you have to leave an empty step? … Continue reading →

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tat for ticket

Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 06:04pm by burt

… lovely Rita … meter maid … where would I be without you? … Have you ever got a parking ticket? Have you ever begged a parking inspector to not ticket your car, only to have them give it to … Continue reading →

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