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chuck is good

… speak the truth … or make your peace some other way … CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #231 I believe that inherent within the God-given right to the pursuit of happiness, is the equally God-given right to the pursuit of unhappiness. … Continue reading

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sing the song

… o’er the land of the fre-e-a-o-a-o-e-a-o-a-e-i-o-u-e-e-e-eeee … On this, my first Thanksgiving as an American citizen, I would be most thankful if someone (not sure who) would outlaw the vocal gymnastics that women singing the national anthem seem obliged … Continue reading

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bigotry and intolerance

… it will not be long, love … till our wedding day … I’m not a religious guy.  I’m not a political guy.  I do have my opinions on both, but tend to keep them to myself as there are … Continue reading

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structural integrity

… All in all you’re just another brick in the wall … I don’t know who the “genius” is that came up with Microsoft’s new advertising slogan, but I’d like to ask them: if we have a “life without walls”, … Continue reading

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hirsute? you beaut!

… say can you see … my eyes if you can … then my hair’s too short … Do the guys on the hair restoration ads really believe that their new crops of follicles actually look real?  Some look like … Continue reading

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