Monthly Archives: March 2005

tat for ticket

Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 06:04pm by burt

… lovely Rita … meter maid … where would I be without you? … Have you ever got a parking ticket? Have you ever begged a parking inspector to not ticket your car, only to have them give it to … Continue reading →

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gym neighbors

Posted on Monday, March 14, 2005 10:04am by burt

… it’s gonna make you sweat till you bleed … is that dope enough indeed … I’ve been hitting the gym again lately. “It’s about time,” I hear you saying, and I totally agree. It’s paying off in a number … Continue reading →

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light on light

Posted on Friday, March 04, 2005 12:09pm by burt

… alone in the dark but now … you’ve come along … you light up my life … My fridge, not surprisingly, has a light inside. Sometimes I even open the fridge to light up that side of the kitchen … Continue reading →

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evasive cereal bits

Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2005 11:05am by burt

… food, glorious food … what wouldn’t we give for … that extra bit more … I was contemplating my bowl of Special K the other morning, but I don’t think I could have put it any better than Willo. … Continue reading →

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