Archive for September, 2003

’scuse me?

Thursday, September 18th, 2003 11:26am

… you talk too much … I just can’t believe the things that you say …

I was walking through the parking lot of the grocery store last night and there was a woman making her way between some of the cars. She was talking to herself as we passed each other and what I heard was, “Praise god for giving me breasts”. She kept rambling away as she walked, but I did have to wonder what she was thinking about.

Either that, or she’s just one of the many loony people here who talk to themselves on the street — homeless people seem to be the worst offenders.

pippy

Monday, September 15th, 2003 02:59pm

… watermelon man say thanks for the help … here’s some seeds you can plant yourself …

Why do they call them seedless watermelons when they’re full of seeds?